A Pirate Encounter

…enjoying dinner and looking forward to a night of dancing, raffles and pirate jokes…Ahoy, matey!
Until the phone call.
There it was: our home number on the cell phone. 

Jesus take the Wheel

Why do we decide to do good, but don’t really do it? then we decide not to do bad, but then do it anyway…

I’m pissed! (can I say that?)

I am so pissed at Satan!  There.  I said it out loud. 
…Same old tricks.  New look.  Since the beginning of time, he has been whispering to women, telling them: